Emotional Self-Care: My Hot Mess Journey to Not Losing My Damn Mind

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Exhausted Self-Care: Real iPhone Pic of My "I CAN'T ADULT TODAY" Disaster
Exhausted Self-Care: Real iPhone Pic of My "I CAN'T ADULT TODAY" Disaster

Emotional self-care crashed my party in my cramped Philly rowhome last Thursday. AC hums off-key. Tissue box surrenders. Phone heart-cracked. Thumb hovers delete. I hiccup-laugh. This practice? It pulled me from voicemail spirals. Ghosted feelings. That Wawa hoagie eaten over sink at 2 AM. I’m a cheesesteak chaos queen. I parallel park like war. Cry at commercials. Lose socks daily. Here’s my plum-bruised, party-tear truth, typos welcome.

The Tissue White Flag (Emotional Self-Care, Mid-Breakdown Surrender)

Tissue dangled defeat. Grabbed it. Blew snot symphony. Emotional self-care via booger fanfare? Gross magic. Wiped face. Felt lighter…ish.

Eye-Roll Selfie: When Journaling Becomes a Personality Trait
Eye-Roll Selfie: When Journaling Becomes a Personality Trait

Why Emotional Self-Care Loves Snot

Pretty lies. Snot honest. Tip: Keep tissues everywhere—car, bra, freezer.

The Ink-Smudge Cry Journal

“Feel dumb.” Ink tear-blurred. Kept writing. Emotional self-care in smudges? Cathartic blur.

  • Chewed pen cap.
  • Page stuck finger.
  • Read later. Laughed.

The Couch Fort Fairy Lights (Emotional Self-Care, Blanket Bunker Edition)

Fort built 10 PM. Lights tangled. Hid. self-care in glow worms? Cozy cave. Mindful crying benefits.

Receipt Reminder: "STOP IGNORING YOUR BRAIN" Eyeliner Message
Receipt Reminder: “STOP IGNORING YOUR BRAIN” Eyeliner Message

Brain skip — practice 4?

Ramblin’ on.

Fort to Mirror Emotional Self-Care

  • Ugly-cry mirror.
  • Peace sign anyway.
  • “Still here.” Whispered fog. self-care, steam grin.

The Voicemail Hover Delete

Mom’s voice crack. Listened thrice. Deleted. Emotional self-care thumb freeze.

Cat Judgment: Blurry Pic of Cereal and Floor Sprawl
Cat Judgment: Blurry Pic of Cereal and Floor Sprawl

Hoagie Sink to AC Hum

Ate standing. Crumbs shirt. AC hummed lullaby?

2 AM Wawa Run Self-Care

PJs Wawa. Bought Tastykake…and tissues. Self-care butterscotch.

Wrap blur — Self-care, peace out

Tissue flags. Ink tears. Fort lights. Self-care unstucks my hoagie chaos. I still ghost. Cry commercials. Lose socks. These practices? Grab one messy. Do half. Spill tissue tale below. I read chugging cold coffee, probably snotty. Feel weird, y’all, or bottle.


Accidental Finger Sunset: Imperfect Beauty Captured

Accidental Finger Sunset: Imperfect Beauty Captured